Every week I get numerous funny jokes in my inbox. Today I got the idea to share them with everyone ( The clean ones anyway.. )
An 85-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
with normal results.
The doctor says, ‘Bob, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?’
Bob replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I’m done, poof!, the light
goes off.’
‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob’s wife. ‘ Sandy ,’ he
says, Bob is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and, poof!, the light goes on in the bathroom and when he’s done,
poof!, the light goes off?’
‘Oh my God!’ Sandy exclaims. ‘He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!’
CYA
Spark Dad
